Episode 34: Loaded Drawers of Skeleton Salsa

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.

Suggested Talking Points:
Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.

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Episode 33: Amazing Larry

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.

Suggested Talking Points:
Podcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self Esteem Minute. Can’t compliment a lady on her looks. Holy Shit There’s a Hornet. All bets are off with crack. Carmen Sandiego is banging Waldo. Indian farmer woman crosses the rubicon. Quiz: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Trivia. Dabbling in eugenics.Yoga bathroom peeper. Zumbaga. Moral Guardians vs. Sexpresso. T-Shirt Code. Cat burglar. Doggy DNA. Mr. Givemespit. Hank Hill is a high-functioning autistic. Kris’s Self Esteem Minute.

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Episode 32: Disgruntled Ham Shopper

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about trash, the Amish, and food science.

Suggested Talking Points:
Repetition. Trash Goose. Trash Dad. Fake baby panhandling. Bath Salts Home Invader. Dayton bans panhandling signs. Swedish sailor forgets wife, calls cops. Wreckless disregard, sexing while driving drunk. Henry Rollins and lunch meat thickness. Disgruntled Ham Shopper. Notable Quotables: Jaleel White. Oxycontin for Kids. Amish sexting. Amish teens on Facebook. Credenzakiah. German insurance prostitution orgy. Principal spanking, and one to grow on. Kole’s self esteem minute. Japanese shit meat. Frontier Airlines: Go Be Paralyzed Somewhere Else. The Science Zone: Star Water. Shotgun finger surgery. Arrest me, I need medical attention.

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Episode 31: Mensa for Dummies

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lycanthropy, literature, and biohazards.

Suggested Talking Points:
Tetris world championship. Al Qaeda recipe book. Beer2Buds. Vodka-induced lycanthropy. Cops terse cow. Moonshine Russian Roulette. I just want to make sure you know what an aardvark is. Mad Libs creator dies. Spot the Fake Book. The Beastie Boys Bandit. Public fountain toilet. The oldest marijuana. Currency sayings. Taking upskirt pics for my sick kid. C-Do. Feather weave. Chinese KFC brings the taste of Ireland.

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Episode 30: Sherberttt!

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.

Suggested Talking Points:
Taking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nominee, or Dickie Nominee? Facebook Party Mistake. Homeless Prom Queen. The perils of tribal law. Reinventing the doorbell. Rat Convention. Balloon Boy Balloon Auction. Sausage Addiction.

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