As a porn enthusiast, I notice a lot of things about it. Like how it's god damned ridiculous. The first part is about that.
I threw in a song from my song-a-day project from February 2008 that eventually made it to my short lived but well loved band Joystick Joy.
Finally, we have the first of a three part bit wherein I interview my friend Steve about a ghastly experience he had. Trivia! This wasn't meant to have a sequel where he interviewed me as I have had a similarly terrible incident.