Those Damn Ross Kids
A conversation between brothers.
Kris and Kole talk about being tracked, populism, and mistakes.
ALSO: The easiest joke. Burlesque Buffet. Toilet phone. Has Amazon clocked you? Air traffic control meth. 110 MPH and naked. Donald Trump is dangerous. Let's buy Swett. A rookie mistake. I am a warrior for the babies.
Kris and Kole talk about education, taboo, and novelty.
ALSO: It goes a little something like this. School is not learning. Ritz Carlton. Pyongyang Time. 3D printed pills. Tell me the truth. Asparagus water. Breathe your alcohol. The forbidden OSU songbook. Family Feud is smut. Kole Explains: Slenderman. Leaf blower in a theater. A clown with an axe. Men prefer novel women.
Kris and Kole talk about neediness, office supplies, and propriety.
ALSO: The saddest short story. A podcast about podcasts. Rubber Band Man. Fois Gras Cannon. Sophisticated. A bake sale at a nunnery. Kole's hair. What's cheaper than Pluto? A map of swears. Different types of drunks.
Kris and Kole talk about gardening, anger, and nightmares.
ALSO: Trying? Gardening advice. Anger. They call me The Hammer. The most American state. To what end nightmares? Giantess porn. Trigger case. Who is Arianna Grande? Chuck/Charles. And I Helped.
Kris and Kole talk about superstition, mechanical heads, and brains.
New mic. Mr. Stealyourgirl. Toussaud Watch. Specific directions. Blondie. PSA: Stop Buying Poor People Green Beans. You can get drunk on your front porch. A $10,000 mechanical head. Medical examiners don't have to bury the whole body. Watch out for brains. The mechanics of death. Riding the brain train. Homer and Marge will get separated.
