Those Damn Ross Kids
A conversation between brothers.
Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.
ALSO: Acuity. The Good Samaritan was unemployed. The Oakley Pup Crawl. Someone brought botulism to the pot luck. The anatomy of a chicken. Bros burging bros. You're handsome, and I want to impress you. Jetsons Doorbell. The designated survivor. An indictment of Kevin Klein. Tisdale motto.
Kris and Kole talk about lies, collective nouns, and the benefits of sleeping better.
ALSO: The Needy Tennant. Snoop Dogg and Reaganomics. Artisanal Carnies. Belgian blackface. Scarecrow town. Better sleep, better sex. Why we shake hands. Montana street fight. Christian Grey Jr. Gator mating season starts early.
Kris and Kole talk about customer service, new marketing opportunities, and restraint.
ALSO: Boat School. Tabs and rabbit sounds. Sheik Tweets. Iran Contra. "Do you work here?" syndrome. Starbucks and race. Customer service. Alzheimer's drug shows startling promise. Klairidy. The Bottle Wall. Tell your doctor to wash their hands. Kole worked in television. Cooking shows and weight. Whopper cologne. Bath room meth lab.
Kris and Kole talk about sickness, inhalants, and food marketing fads.
ALSO: The black lung. Huffing markers. Institutional synesthesia. Throat confusion. Whole Foods pooping and kale-fed chicken. Bushiness. Being sick. Male enhancement. Sex Selfie Stick. Love rag. Zorkzax Was Here. Bacon and kale are on the way out. Don't throw a pizza on that roof. The Streisand Effect. Basic.
Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.
ALSO: Symphonic Sanford and Son. We're not communicating in any way. Colon Bowling. Hunter S. Thompson describing a room. Canned goods to prevent school violence. No more snow days. Teachers be banging students. The most courteous robbery. Buddy's Carpet and Little Tom.
