Those Damn Ross Kids

Episode 38: Maintenance Bear

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.

Suggested Talking Points:
The most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more entertainment bears. Tanks for not parking here. An energy drink named “Pussy.” Blind woman tackled for her parrot. Jeff Daniels is Warren Jeffs. Those Damn Ross Kids Exploitation. Weird water. I’m here to rob you and introduce your girlfriend to your wife. I sit down when I pee.

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Episode 37: Chair, Electric

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.

Suggested Talking Points:
Relax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The Science Zone: Animal/Human Hybrids. The Science Zone Mk. II: Keeping up with the parasites. My name is visible from space. The naked motorcyclist. Santa Olympics. Ear obstruction.

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Episode 36: A Pizza Man With Pizza Hands

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.

Suggested Talking Points:
Re: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies. 35 lbs of human vomit. Tickle Therapy. Major League. Google Maps got it wrong. Google Says. The chewing gum painter. Taco Bell “I Quit” sign. Alpha male baboons are stressed out. Ladyboy Johnson.

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Episode 35: The Puppydome

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.

Suggested Talking Points:
Get a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with dog. Breast milk attack, explained. Prisoners with porn. Pregnant woman, thunderstruck.

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Episode 34: Loaded Drawers of Skeleton Salsa

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.

Suggested Talking Points:
Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.

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