"Black or White" by Michael Jackson

Okay, first watch this video.

Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.

"Shake Hands with Beef" by Primus

Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?

I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.

"The Breakdown" by Tantric.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. What is this picture worth? The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this song is about Anne Frank.

"Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon

This episode is everything you want. This is a student film classic.

What is up with that shirt?

Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.

"Send me on my Way" by Rusted Root

Here are these guys.

Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.

"How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch.

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense.

It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.

"I Feel Better" by Hot Chip

This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here?

For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.

"When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000

The Court of the Cosmic King of Candelabras is welcoming the Powermen. The dirtboys talk about it. You should treat yourself to this nonsense.

Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.

"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit

It's hard to recommend but please watch this.

In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.

"Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes

Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.

Watch this.

"Blue" by Eifel 65

There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense.

Please, watch this video.

"Original Wrapper" by Lou Reed.

Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them.

It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.