Okay, first watch this video.
Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?
I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. What is this picture worth? The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this song is about Anne Frank.
This episode is everything you want. This is a student film classic.
What is up with that shirt?
Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
Here are these guys.
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense.
It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here?
For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.
The Court of the Cosmic King of Candelabras is welcoming the Powermen. The dirtboys talk about it. You should treat yourself to this nonsense.
Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.
It's hard to recommend but please watch this.
In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.
Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.
Watch this.
There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense.
Please, watch this video.
Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them.
It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.
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First, as always, check this out.
Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.
